- The Joker
- It’s the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had plans, and uh, look where that got you. I just did what I do best. I took your plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did, to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hm? You know what, you know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I tell the press that like a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it’s all, part of the plan. But when I say that one, little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!
- The Joker
- [Joker hands Two-Face a gun and points it at himself] Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos. Oh and you know the thing about chaos, Harvey? It’s fair.
- Two-Face
- [with the gun in Two-Face’s hand, Two-Face pauses and takes out his coin]
- Two-Face
- [showing the unscarred side] You live.
- The Joker
- Mm-hm.
- Two-Face
- [flipping, showing the scarred side] You die.
- The Joker
- Mmm, Now we’re talking.
— Script text source (scene from The Dark Knight, of course)